Rolf Kelly has had his eye on Metlako Falls for 13 years but an injured back has put the 102 ft falls out of his kayaking reach. The alternative... a $10 inner tube! Watch as together with paddlers Jonathan Ramsay and Todd Anderson, Rolf warms up for the big one at Punch Bowl Falls before tackling the Everest of tubing. Filmed in ‘high definition’ and creatively edited to achieve a level of excellence rarely seen in whitewater action videos this is a must see. It will leave you gasping for more... well not really, actually it is shyt don’t bother.
Metlako Falls - 2006
Here at MCP we try to include the use of gravity in everything we do... everything. Some foolish people like to use gravity as the enemy, a means of torture even by willingly subjecting themselves to something called ‘exercise’. A common form of torture said people use is something called running. Not just on the flat either... oh no these die hard sadomasochistic’s know no bounds. They fly in the face of gravity's persistent nagging and will even run uphill. This couldn’t be further from our understanding. I mean, who’s chasing them?!? Well I’m proud to say you will find no such nonsense here. Instead of fighting gravity, we simply treat it with none of the respect it deserves. So enjoy these these gravity rich, exercise lean productions from years past. No ‘running’ guaranteed.
Seven adventure kayakers take on the Styx river at a ragging low flow. However it is not on the river that Shaun’s problems start. He is about to find out why everyone looks the other way when the question of who’s car to take is raised. The kayaks don’t even leave the racks but that won’t stop the laughs as the Styx road claims yet another victim in this video which is about as pointless as they come. Just like MassiveCock Productions... perfect.
Shaun’s Bumper