Do You Realise Who I’m Am?

At MassiveCock Productions we are for doing thing by halves so how the hell this ever happened is anybody’s guess. Anywho here it is, an actual web site instead of a simple blog. With dedication like this who knows... we might actually ‘produce’ something one day... one day. Still I wouldn’t go getting your hopes up. It is us after all.

>Insert non sensible ramblings here and something about a genie<

MCP could use a genie!

Name: That Guy

Age: Older than would be believed

Main Hobbies: Kayaking & Photography

Other Hobbies: Skiing (hangover) , scubadiving (hangover), sailing (drunk), paragliding (rakia in hand), tramping (if I must), play boating (hahaha just kidding), and traveling to make doing said activities hangover in a different country achievable. There was also some vague talk about giving skydieing and basethumping a nudge in the near future. If you have ever chilled out with skidiers then you will know that this can only be attempted with a hangover although Im not sure with basethumping. It might require some Kodak courage and/or alcohol.

Job: I run a sweetie shop... would you like a lollipop little girl?

Camera: Sony A900

Lenses:

        - Minolta 28-70mm f2.8
        - Minotla 80-200mm f2.8 APO
        - Minolta 16mm f2.8 fisheye
        - Sony 16-35mm f2.8

Video Camera: Some brand, some lens, HD something... whatever.

Upcoming Productions:

- Get Dead Or Die Trying

- What Are You Doing With That Rock?

- Didn’t See It, Not On Camera, Doesn’t Exist

The term ‘upcoming’ is used loosely to say the leased. Filming has not started, planning has been nothing more than talking shit while on the turps and as for creative editing, well we need to film something first. Still... cool names aye

A Book:

- Catch 22 by Joseph Heller

- Two Little Boys by Duncan Sarkies

A Movie: The Castle

A Quote: “I contend that we are both atheists. I just believe in one fewer gods than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours”

-Stephen Henry Roberts

I’m not sure what the point of the last three things is but they seem like the kinda of stuff that ‘people’ include in a profile. And don’t you just love the miss use of grammar... I do that a lot and always on purpose. If you can’t workout the purpose that just means your not as cleaver as I. And remember the early bird may get the worm but the second mouse gets the cheese.